PSSTTT2 SOME OF MY SECRETS.

Here are a few random secrets of mine. This is Redlan and I will reveal some of my secrets. I can't tell all though.

1. According to my father, before I celebrate my 9th birthday, may kukuha sa akin. Pssttttt2. Joke! Seriously, when I was a kid I can't forget and I can't take it now. I saw myself at the mirror wearing my mom's dress and beneath it was the bra (with big padding, is the spelling right?) of my sister. Then suddenly my brother caught me in the act. He said Psst! I was in panic then. Until now my mother and my sister still don't know about it. It's still a secret.

2. I read the love letters of my sister from her first ever and last boyfriend. A bunch of letters from courtship to breakup. I did not admit that I was the one who read it until she decided to burn them.

3. I once had a collection of pornographic mags and hid it on the very bottom of my drawer. (I burned it already)

4. I dated two prostitutes (not at the same time) just out of curiosity. I wanted that my questions were to be answered, the questions WHY & HOW.

5. My ex don't know that I was the one who ruin our relationship after I knew and found out that there was really a third party.

6. I made friends, enjoyed the company and dumped the third party. The third party doesn't know my hidden agenda.

7. Every time I wake up in the middle of my sleep or early in the morning because of the noise cause of my housemates' quarrel, very loud sound of music, I simply call our landline. I keep it ringing until they calm down or the volume will lower down. (Tumitigil yung away o hinhinaan ang sound para sagutin ang phone. Hello? Hello?! Hello!!!) Ha-ha.

8. I still secretly check the online account of the people that are part of my past.

9. When I feel bored I found myself typing the X. There are a lot of X online. If you watched the particular episode of XXX on Channel 2, cyber sex is really rampant online. I discovered it actually early 2000. They are funny, foolish people. They are like robots and slave dolls. I usually pretend to be interested with them just to know their whereabouts. They are working with a boss. The payment is on per minute basis. One point something in USD per minute. I have to tell you this, don't cam or make a video of yourself that would turn out to be a scandal. (I tried to forget the URL.)

10. I have some collections from paper to hankies. Plus I keep a grey hair. It's not an ordinary hair.It's rare. It's one of a kind.

My secrets are both big and ordinary. I know some secrets of people too. I can keep secrets. I am not the type of person telling other people's secrets especially if we are in the same company or in a circle of friends. You will know more secrets if you keep them. But never never tell a secret if you think it will be the weapon to damage you in the future.

I know you have some secrets too. I just don't actually know them exactly.