TRANSFORMATION (the special post)

I was sitting in front of the computer waiting the green and white opportunities to appear and at the same time thinking HOW TO MAKE A BLOG POSTS BOTH INFORMATIVE & ENTERTAINING. Suddenly, there was three webpages invitation popped on the computer screen- a movie review of A-HOLE HANCOCK, A BIRTHDAY INVITATION OF TRIZ and A KIDDIELAND TRIP OF KULETZ. The next command I read was: Please choose only one of the three. I did not know what to choose so I paused. And another webpage appeared. It read: " KAHIT KAILAN WALANG MALING DESISYON, NAGIGING MALI LAMANG ANG ISANG DESISYON KUNG HINDI ITO NAPANINDIGAN.”- Bob Ong. I felt so irritated and I turned the computer off. I switched my attention to television. I switched from one channel to another.

Channel 2: FLASH REPORT: “POLICE SNIFFER DOGS TO WEAR BOOTEES DURING HOUSE SEARCHES TO AVOID OFFENDING MUSLIMS IN BRITAIN.”

My reaction: “Huh?”

I switched to Channel 7. FEATURE ARTICLE: “BAGUIO WRITER BARES OUT HIS LATEST LITERARY OFFERINGS & MORE.”

My reaction: ‘Great!”

I switched to Studio 23: “WHAT’S THE USE OF THAT LOWER PART? THE PAGE WILL STILL WORK IF YOU REMOVE IT, RIGHT?”

My reaction: “Whatta remarkable line!” I thought I was watching the Q&A portion of Miss Universe 2008.

I switched to another Channel. Ch. 1 to 2 to 3 to 4 until I felt bored. So I went out and I noticed “BLOOZ” in the corner. A cool idea popped on my mind. I wanted to experience traveling with the bike. When I was on my way to the place called I-don’t-have-any-idea-where-to-go, I passed by a cute but sobbing guy. I heard him saying, “I HATE MAKATI AND I HATE MY WORK!” The second guy I passed by shouted me. He said, “CHOPOPO!” “It’s you”, I replied. Then he got mad at me and said, “I’m not a loser!” I apologized and told him that CHOPOPO in gay lingo means gwapo (handsome). ECHEBA(nothing). Then, I smiled to the three girls on the right side of the road. I knew them. They are EV, GLADZ and BES- the DREAMGIRLS… TRUE FRIENDS rather. I continued biking but I still don’t know where to go until I reached the dead end. That’s the time I stopped. Looking up the 300- steps concrete stairway, I felt sad. First, I have to leave “BLOOZ” and secondly, it’s hard for me to go up. A great idea popped on my mind again. I transformed into an eagle. In a wink of an eye, I became the goddess of the birds. I reached the top just about only 5 seconds (as if). What a nice view on the top of MT BAGARABON. To continue my journey, I had to transform into a unicorn, goddess of animals for it’s easy to roam around the place called the city of 7 lakes- SAN PABLO CITY. I reached the cliff and I saw one… one hundred twenty three islands- THE HUNDRED ISLANDS. I had to transform into a bird again. As I was about to land on the sea, I became a mermaid- the goddess of all fish. I thought I was in the hundred islands particularly in Governor’s Island but I realized I was in PHUKET. I did not mind but I have to take the chance. The next scene was swimming, swimming, swimming. I had fun but I realized I missed home. I missed the things I used to do, the people I used to be with. Then, I decided to go back home and give up being a DYOSA(Goddess). I transformed into a butterfly to hope to be home soon. To HOPE FOR THE FLOWERS for "LIFE IS CHANGE, NOT TAKE AWAY. To cut it short, from Thailand to Philippines is just a fly away.

“Hey, hey, hey (heypi birthday!). My wings, my wings!” It’s raining here. It’s flooding in the Philippines!”

I transformed into a WHITE HERON. I can’t see the road anymore. It was underwater. While walking (sexy walk) on the water, I saw two creatures. On the left of the road was THE CAT IN THE HAT on aging. And on the right was THE SMILING CAT. I can’t swim so I had to do the multi-motion- walking, jumping and low flying. But before I did, I realized, it’s already 1 am. Napagkamalang PLUMA made me really believe that writing early in the morning is so effective. TAENESS! I have to sleep and wait for the BEST PROJECT PROPOSAL post in the blogging world.

Note: I am not just making a story. This post is based on your latest or last post. I am talking about the bloggers who left comments on my posts from last week up to the present. Eventhough, you know that I am now into paid blogging (sideline lang po) yet you are still joining me with my blogging experience. I am happy to know that you are INTELLECTUAL BLOGGERS not only with great ideas and great things to share but also with UNDERSTANDING. Despite of your busy schedules, you still take time to read and comment on my blog. So, I have to return this favor (as I’ve mentioned) for you too. I really appreciate your effort and time.

THANKS TO ALL!