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Jul 11, 2008

TRANSFORMATION (the special post)

I was sitting in front of the computer waiting the green and white opportunities to appear and at the same time thinking HOW TO MAKE A BLOG POSTS BOTH INFORMATIVE & ENTERTAINING. Suddenly, there was three webpages invitation popped on the computer screen- a movie review of A-HOLE HANCOCK, A BIRTHDAY INVITATION OF TRIZ and A KIDDIELAND TRIP OF KULETZ. The next command I read was: Please choose only one of the three. I did not know what to choose so I paused. And another webpage appeared. It read: " KAHIT KAILAN WALANG MALING DESISYON, NAGIGING MALI LAMANG ANG ISANG DESISYON KUNG HINDI ITO NAPANINDIGAN.”- Bob Ong. I felt so irritated and I turned the computer off. I switched my attention to television. I switched from one channel to another.

Channel 2: FLASH REPORT: “POLICE SNIFFER DOGS TO WEAR BOOTEES DURING HOUSE SEARCHES TO AVOID OFFENDING MUSLIMS IN BRITAIN.”

My reaction: “Huh?”

I switched to Channel 7. FEATURE ARTICLE: BAGUIO WRITER BARES OUT HIS LATEST LITERARY OFFERINGS & MORE.”

My reaction: ‘Great!”

I switched to Studio 23: “WHAT’S THE USE OF THAT LOWER PART? THE PAGE WILL STILL WORK IF YOU REMOVE IT, RIGHT?”

My reaction: “Whatta remarkable line!” I thought I was watching the Q&A portion of Miss Universe 2008.

I switched to another Channel. Ch. 1 to 2 to 3 to 4 until I felt bored. So I went out and I noticed “BLOOZ” in the corner. A cool idea popped on my mind. I wanted to experience traveling with the bike. When I was on my way to the place called I-don’t-have-any-idea-where-to-go, I passed by a cute but sobbing guy. I heard him saying, “I HATE MAKATI AND I HATE MY WORK!” The second guy I passed by shouted me. He said, “CHOPOPO!” “It’s you”, I replied. Then he got mad at me and said, “I’m not a loser!” I apologized and told him that CHOPOPO in gay lingo means gwapo (handsome). ECHEBA(nothing). Then, I smiled to the three girls on the right side of the road. I knew them. They are EV, GLADZ and BES- the DREAMGIRLS… TRUE FRIENDS rather. I continued biking but I still don’t know where to go until I reached the dead end. That’s the time I stopped. Looking up the 300- steps concrete stairway, I felt sad. First, I have to leave “BLOOZ” and secondly, it’s hard for me to go up. A great idea popped on my mind again. I transformed into an eagle. In a wink of an eye, I became the goddess of the birds. I reached the top just about only 5 seconds (as if). What a nice view on the top of MT BAGARABON. To continue my journey, I had to transform into a unicorn, goddess of animals for it’s easy to roam around the place called the city of 7 lakes- SAN PABLO CITY. I reached the cliff and I saw one… one hundred twenty three islands- THE HUNDRED ISLANDS. I had to transform into a bird again. As I was about to land on the sea, I became a mermaid- the goddess of all fish. I thought I was in the hundred islands particularly in Governor’s Island but I realized I was in PHUKET. I did not mind but I have to take the chance. The next scene was swimming, swimming, swimming. I had fun but I realized I missed home. I missed the things I used to do, the people I used to be with. Then, I decided to go back home and give up being a DYOSA(Goddess). I transformed into a butterfly to hope to be home soon. To HOPE FOR THE FLOWERS for "LIFE IS CHANGE, NOT TAKE AWAY. To cut it short, from Thailand to Philippines is just a fly away.

“Hey, hey, hey (heypi birthday!). My wings, my wings!” It’s raining here. It’s flooding in the Philippines!”

I transformed into a WHITE HERON. I can’t see the road anymore. It was underwater. While walking (sexy walk) on the water, I saw two creatures. On the left of the road was THE CAT IN THE HAT on aging. And on the right was THE SMILING CAT. I can’t swim so I had to do the multi-motion- walking, jumping and low flying. But before I did, I realized, it’s already 1 am. Napagkamalang PLUMA made me really believe that writing early in the morning is so effective. TAENESS! I have to sleep and wait for the BEST PROJECT PROPOSAL post in the blogging world.

Note: I am not just making a story. This post is based on your latest or last post. I am talking about the bloggers who left comments on my posts from last week up to the present. Eventhough, you know that I am now into paid blogging (sideline lang po) yet you are still joining me with my blogging experience. I am happy to know that you are INTELLECTUAL BLOGGERS not only with great ideas and great things to share but also with UNDERSTANDING. Despite of your busy schedules, you still take time to read and comment on my blog. So, I have to return this favor (as I’ve mentioned) for you too. I really appreciate your effort and time.

THANKS TO ALL!

37 comments:

Mojo Potato said...

thanks sa feature...

i agree...the most important aspect in writing a good blog post for me is for it to be educational, interesting and entertaining as possible. But I guess the most important thing is also the presence of love for the craft (blogging) and the heart to convey a myriad of emotions in a post that would stimulate the minds of readers...

take care always redlan!

ev said...

weeee ang galinggg..thanks for the feature!

nice one!

The Islander said...

magkano kinita mo sa integrated blog review na to? hehe. pero maganda sya... parang nagpaparty ka at lahat ng nasa malalayo e nakadalo sa party. making things possible...

redlan said...

You are welcome @ Mojo.

Well said from a great write.

redlan said...

you are welcome @ ev. thanks too!

redlan said...

Hahaha. libre to. gusto ko lang magpasalamat. at salamat sa pag-comment ulit @ islander.

Lad Madrigal said...

haha this is nice red.

and true, thailand is just a few hours of flight from the philippines hehe.

ZJ said...

Salamat sa pag-feature! Na-realize ko na wala na naman unod akon blog, gina-atake pa ako sang katamaran abi mo :). This is, again, one post that is truly Redlan.

the donG said...

kakaiba ito! napaka creative mo talaga. nung una kong pagbasa akala koy typical posts lang.

galing! galing mo talaga!

maraming salamat sa pagsama sa mga kwentong byaheng noypi.

buti na lang at nagamit mo na rin si blooz. hehehe...

Banicmanic said...

hahahaha Nice, nice, nice... the best! galing mo red! and thanks for the link!

Banicmanic said...

one of a kind posts by one of a kind blogger..!! (Lol)

Roselle said...

hey red! thanks for stopping by my blog and featuring kuletz' trip to kiddieland :) tc!

Bry said...

isa kang DYOSA ng langit, lupa, impiyerno kuya red! hehehehe....

palitan mo na si anne curtis. :)

kidding aside. :)

thanks din kuya red, ure truly one of a kind.

sobra ang pasasalamat mo kaysa sa pagdalaw namen dito.

dont worry am ok now! hehhee.... may bipolar disorder ata ako. hehehe

Lawstude said...

ang galing. ikaw lang ang kilala kong makakagawa nyan. well done my friend. bravo.

redlan said...

Great writer* pala @ Mojo.

redlan said...

thanks @ Lad. it is as nice as you!

redlan said...

Thanks ZJ> Enjoy your vacation dyan sa phuket. hehehe

redlan said...

Haha. Salamat @ Dom! Yan ang bunga ng nakakainspire na posts nyo. Gaya ng pagkuha ng picture, maganda ang kinalalabasan kapag inspire ka at nagandahan sa view. Nakaka-enjoy. Salamat sa palaging pag-comment dito.

redlan said...

Banicmanic. Thanks sa pag-comment ulit. Nakakakuha ako ng mga magandang ideya sa pagbasa ng mga posts mo. You're one of a kind too!

redlan said...

Selle thanks for dropping by and left a comment. palagi naman tayo nagkikita sa YM. Goodluck!

redlan said...

Ang lupet mo @ Bry. lol. Buti naman at okay ka na. Si anne, hahaha. sounds nagpo-promote ako sa bagong fantaserye niya. haha.

Thanks thanks! TC!

redlan said...

Aws @ Lawstude. Marami dyan kaso hindi lang nagparamdam kaya ako lang ang napuna mo.

Kaka-exicte ang mga susunod mong mga post tulad ng kay dong.

Keep it up!

KRIS JASPER VAN DYKE said...

hahaha!!!! thanks for always always reading my posts red...

thanks for beeing a good blogger friend.

TENTAY™ said...

Reeeeeeeed astigg nashok ako kasama pala ko sa featured. at galing pa kay uncle yon ni-link mo ha! astig na payo yan oh tinatamaan talga ko sakanya! salamat din at lagi ka bumibisita saakin... =) mahal ko kayo lahat. yes feeling pageant. lol. tnx ulit grabe ang saya ko. =)

redlan said...

Permi ko galamhu sang post mo @ KJ. Kis-a madakpan ko sang officemate ko gayuhum ko isa lang gatubang sa computer. Bi nila galantaw ko porno. lmao. Gle kay post mo ginabasa ko. hahaha.

Thanks too!

redlan said...

Syempre ang sipag mo mag-comment tentay. Narealize ko nga over tong post ko. Biruin mo naman pati dyosa ginamit ko. lol.

Enjoy sa dreamland vacation mo. TC!

ifoundme said...

aba... added ang beauty ko diri... upod pa ang smiling cat ko.. hehehe! salamat gid... just write your heart and mind out... there's no correct way of doing everything else labin na gid kung halin sa imo tagipusuon kag utok...

Pepe said...

Wow, ari gali ko di liwat subong ko lang na-figureout ha-ha....! Salamat Red....! Well done....! =D

arnie said...

yeah, right!

galing ah..napagsamasama mo yun!
hehe..astig.;)

arnie said...

kasama ako sa post mo...salamat!

ako si A-hole doon. haha!

the donG said...

wow! bagong header!

redlan said...

Thanks @ Ifoundme. related na sa last or latest post mo.

thanks once again!

redlan said...

You are welcome @ Pepz. Next week naman ah. surely ara ka man gyapon sa listahan.

redlan said...

Lol @ Arnie. A-hole is a memorable word for me today. haha

redlan said...

lol @ dong. sana nin pa yan papalitan kaso ngayon lang ako nakatime.

Mrs T said...

yay, nasama pa daw ang post ko na walang silbe, hehe! anyway TY ng maraming marami! Nagiisa ka talagang Redlan sa blog world!

redlan said...

you are always welcome! a nag-iisang mrs t ka sa business world. hehehe