KIDS are quick!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
> MARIA: Here it is.
> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> CLASS: Maria.
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> TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
> FRANK: Because of the sign.
> TEACHER: What sign?
> FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on
>the floor? > JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
>spell it.
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> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
>that we didn't have ten years ago. >
WINNIE: Me!
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> TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
> GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
>are.
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> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> MILLIE: I is...
> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
> MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
>alphabet."
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> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
>father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
> know why his father didn't punish him?
> LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
>before eating?
> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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> TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
>same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
> CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
>talking when people are no longer interested?
> HAROLD: A teacher.
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