Husband and wife were traveling by car but they were not talking after quarrel. Passing by in the farm of goats, mules and pigs, husband asked sarcastically, “Relative of yours?”
Wife replied, “Yes! They’re my in-laws.”
From: Imee
Animals have different types of coverings, which include
FUR- Giraffe, Polar Bear, Orangutans
SKIN- Rhino, Whales, Sea Lion
SHELL- Turtle, Horseshoe Crab, Snail
FEATHERS- Hummingbird, Eagle, Owl
SCALES- Crocodile, Snake, Fish
Animals come in all the colors of rainbow
RED- Cardinal, Red Squirrel
PINK- Flamingo, Pig
ORANGE- Fox, Tiger
YELLOW- Dog, Gold Finch
GREEN- Parrot, Frog
BLUE- Blue Jay, Crab
BLACK- Dog, Horse
BROWN- Bear, Bat
GRAY- Gray Wolf, Rhino
WHITE- Rabbit, Polar Bear
Animals’ locomotion refers to how animals move
HOPPING/JUMPING- Frog, Kangaroo, Kangaroo Rat
WALKING/RUNNING- Ostrich, Tiger, Wolf
SLITHERING- Snake
SWIM- Whale, Shark, Sea Lion
FLY- Eagle, Humming Bird, Owl
CLIMBING/SWINGING- Monkey, Sloth
Animals come in many different sizes from big to really tiny. They also have mouth parts because they eat different kind of foods. Mouth is highly discriminative and the tongue extraordinary versatile.
Some say that humans are animals absolutely. However, humans differ from other animals in terms of intelligence. But some don’t agree. They contradict the belief. For them, animals are just animals and humans are not animals. Therefore, whether humans are animals or not, it depends on which definition you use. I can say we are like animals. At our basic level we reach much in the same way as animals do. And animals are like humans. They have instincts to remind them to keep cool when it’s hot and seek shelter when it’s cold.
Have you ever told by someone that you are an animal? (Or animal ka in Filipino lingo) When I was just a kid, my old spinster sister always compared me (not even me but my nieces and nephews too) to animals. Like when I didn't want to take a bath, she told me I was like a goat.
If you are fat she called you a pig.
If you eat fast, she called you a pig.
If you are lazy, she called you a pig.
If you mess with mud, she called you a pig.
According to her, “Ang baboy bisan paliguan, pakan-on kag isulod mo sa tangkal, mangita gid paagi nga makabuhi kag mag-ungad sa lutak.” (Sorry for those who are not Hiligaynon speaking animal…. Err individual rather.)
Other human-animal comparison
If you talk a lot, you like a hen.
If you wake up early, you like a rooster.
If you are silent-type and loyal, you like a dog.
If you are always looking at the mirror and doing makeover and retouch, you like a cat.
If you cry so loud, you like a cow.
If you work so hard, you like a carabao.
If you walk sexy, you like a duck.
If you walk slowly, you like a turtle.
If you always sleep late, you like an owl.
Some more to add?
12 comments:
Nothing more to add redlan. I love animals. I used to have a labrador whom i love soooo much but he died while on a loan to a friend. Now I have a toydog shih tzu, talking birds mynah and 2 loro and lots of lovebirds, cuckotails, pigeons and fishes.
masarap kasama mga hayop eh.
Im a horse!
They said if you're malandi your a cat. bakit kaya?
i will never be a rooster and Im an owl kruuu kruuu!! hehehe
ano nga ba ang malapit sa akin? siguro dolphin na lang kasi mahilig ako sa beach. mahilig din ako sa bundok so malamang eagle.
hey redlan! natawa ako sa una mong joke ha! hahahah!
Wow, animal lover ka pala @ Lawstude. Sino ang nag-aalaga sa kanila kapag on trip ka>?
Horse kicks @ KJ
owl tentay. hehehe
Hehe @ Dom. I like dolphin rin, piscean kasi ako.
forwarded sms message yan @ caryn. Mustah ang japan. arigatu.
At work they call me a polar bear because i'm the only one who wears t-shirts throughout the winter season in the factory floor.... Hindi naman talaga ako giniginaw as long as there's no cold wind blowing towards me he-he....! =D
Pareho ta pepz. Ako wala man nalamigan. Pero mas grabe imu kay ga snow da ya, la ka man gyapon na kurog.
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